"My wife just got pregnant... She took seriously what was poked at her in fun!"
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(a collection of men's thoughts on their women)
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she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the... - A Bit of Halloween Caution!
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
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A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk.
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Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine... - When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a
witch,
and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to... - Learnign to share
There was a man and woman that were married.
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