On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business.
One wore a large cross on his chest and the other - a star of David.
Of course, most of the church goers generously gave to the cross wearer and
the other was overlooked. Finally the Pastor approached the Jew and
suggested that if he take off the star of David maybe he'd get some more
hand outs.
"Get this guy," laughs the pan handler and turns to his cross wearing pal,
"Trying to teach *us* how to do business!"
One wore a large cross on his chest and the other - a star of David.
Of course, most of the church goers generously gave to the cross wearer and
the other was overlooked. Finally the Pastor approached the Jew and
suggested that if he take off the star of David maybe he'd get some more
hand outs.
"Get this guy," laughs the pan handler and turns to his cross wearing pal,
"Trying to teach *us* how to do business!"
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