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• New Rating System Two cowboys were leaning up against the rail at their favorite bar.
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  Momma and Poppa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
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  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...