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• Health is the slowest rate at which one can die.
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• There had to be a reason... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
  This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members....
• A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
  It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?...
• 25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS 1.
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• MacDonald was in poor health. He asked his friend MacDougal if he would pour a bottle of scotch over his grave if he should die one of these days.
  Mac- Dougal said, "Sure'n I'll be glad, laddie, but would you mind if I passed it through my kidneys first?...