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• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.
• Some Thoughts... 1. Kids in the back seat cause accide
  accidents in the back seat cause kids. 2. It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end....
• Great sayings One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.
  POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on....
• There had to be a reason... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
  This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members....
• A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
  It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?...
• A little tagline can be dangerous to your health ...
• MacDonald was in poor health. He asked his friend MacDougal if he would pour a bottle of scotch over his grave if he should die one of these days.
  Mac- Dougal said, "Sure'n I'll be glad, laddie, but would you mind if I passed it through my kidneys first?...
• For all those Tool-Time enthusiasts..... HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of wa
  he hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car parts not far from the object we are trying to hit....