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• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• One night a travelling salesman found that he had stayed on the road too long, and that he was stranded in the middle farm country with no place to sleep.
  Naturally, he sought refuge at the nearest farm house....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• THE SUBJECT WAS CAMELS (Ships of the desert) A traveling salesman had a route that took him half way round a large desert.
  He would stop at each small town on the deserts edge deliver supplies from his last visit and get new orders for the next trip out....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Once, a traveling salesman was driving along an old country dirt road, miles from civilization.
  Things would have been fine, but needed to take a shit, real bad....
• His eyes bulged and he got headaches. The doctor says, "Look, I don't know what you've got, but it could be serious, so why don't you go to this specialist I know.
  So the man went to the specialist and told him, "Hey, my eyes bulge and I get these headaches....
• There was this salesman who died. At the pearly gates St Peter said that he could chose whether he wanted to go to heaven or hell.
  First, St Peter showed him heaven. There were people dressed in white flying through the clouds, singing and playing harps....
• A small Indian brave walks up to his grandfather and ask
  "Grandfather, how do we Indians get our names?" "Well my son, the baby is named for an event that happened on the day baby is conceived....