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• Jesus and Moses are sitting around Heaven one day, bored.
  Waddya wanna do today, Moses?" Jesus asks. "I don't know," Moses replies....
• Jesus was walking through the desert one day, when he comes across a crowd of people, preparing to stone a prostitute to death.
  He enquires as to what is happening and why. The people respond that they are going to stone her because she is a prostitute, and as such a sinner!...
• One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St.
  Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes....
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
• A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea.
  As the water lapped around his feet, a motor boat suddenly approached the island....
• Deciding that they needed a few hours of vacation from Heaven, God and Jesus went down to earth to play some golf.
  Going into the last hole, which was a difficult par 5, they are par for par....
• Jesus is hanging on the cross. As he is haging, he yells, "John, John, come here, quick!
  John hear's the voice of his master and came running up to the Lord....