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• Did you hear that Poland has sent its battalion to Iraq in the Persian Gulf?
  I want you to know that shooting has already broken out with them....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Another Windows '95 joke Microsoft Windows 95 Stuns World Redmond
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• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• A new recruit showed up on his first day in the ARMY and was sent to get his supplies.
  The supply sergeant gathered up all his equipment but informed the soldier that they were temporarily out of rifles....
• There is a married couple with two children. To avoid corrupting the children's minds, the couple uses the word "laundry" to represent sex.
  One night, the man rolls over to the wife and says "Honey, would you like to do laundry tonight?...
• US President Bill Clinton plans to reduce the budget deficit by an appeal to sacrifice.
  The problem, however, is that every time he gets near a virgin....