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  The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
• What did Saddam's mother say when asked if he could lick the bowl?
  Just flush it like everybody else does....
• An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
  They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
• Jimmy Stewart, Roseanne Barr, and Saddam Hussein all reached the Pearly Gates at the same time.
  St. Peter said, "Ah, you're Jimmy Stewart, right?...
• George Bush and Saddam Hussein decide to settle their differences in a civilized manner by discussing the matter.
  So they meet on neutral ground, midway between the swings and the sandbox, while all the little kids respectfully gather round....
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• Did you hear the U.S. found Saddam Hussein? He was in a Baghdad phone booth dialing 9-1-1 !
  !!...
• Q. Why isn't Saddam Hussein circumsized ? A.
  So he has a place to put his chewing gum during a sandstorm....
• How many American Colonists does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they didn't have light bulbs back then!!!!! How many Founding Fathers does it take to change a light bulb?...