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• The 3 Kick Rule: A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Colorado.
  He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence....
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• Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician? A: A flying sorcerer.
• A duck walks into a pharmacy waddles up to the prescription counter and rings the bell.
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• Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.