A duck walks into a pharmacy waddles up to the prescription counter
and rings the bell. The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help
you?". The duck relplies, "Yes, I would like a box of condoms".
"Why certainly", says the pharmacist, "will that be cash or would
you like me to put it on your bill?". The duck answers, "What kind of
duck do you think I am?"
QUACK QUACK
John Fereira
and rings the bell. The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help
you?". The duck relplies, "Yes, I would like a box of condoms".
"Why certainly", says the pharmacist, "will that be cash or would
you like me to put it on your bill?". The duck answers, "What kind of
duck do you think I am?"
QUACK QUACK
John Fereira
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