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• A duck walks into a pharmacy waddles up to the prescription counter and rings the bell.
  The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help you?...
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• Dirty Ernie got a duck for his birthday. He took it for walks every day and enjoyed having a pet.
  One day, Sleezy Suzy saw him walking the duck, and said, "Hey, I like your duck....
• Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?
• Two canadians decide to go duck hunting so they get up early one morning, and go off to the swamps with their red hats, duck calls, and their trusty hunting dog.
  Even with all conditions favorable for a good day, by day's end they headed home without a single duck!...
• A hunter from out East was stalking ducks near Texarcanna, where three states join.
  He spies a duck, shoots it and is about to pick it up when he hears a voice....
• Duck walks into a 7-11 and asks for some chapstick.
  Clerk says will that be cash or charge? Duck says "Just put in on my bill!...
• A guy went hunting for duck. He was out hunting for an entire week and never managed to shoot a duck.
  On his way driving back to the big city he happened to see a duck flying over a barn yard....
• A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending.
  He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day....