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• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese? A: A car thief that can't drive.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
• What do you get when you cross a werewolf with an octopus? A fur coat with a lot of sleeves.
• What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a pig?
  A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do....
• What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iraquian? - Oil Of Olay.