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• Did you hear the U.S. found Saddam Hussein? He was in a Baghdad phone booth dialing 9-1-1 !
  !!...
• Did you hear that they almost caught Saddam? He was in a phone booth dialing 911.
• Twas the Night Before Desert-Storm ----------------------------------- 'Twas the night before Desert-Storm and all through Iraq Not a weapon was stirring not even a track.
  When up, in the air, there arose such a clatter Saddam jumped from bed to see what was the matter....
• WHY DO POLISH PEOPLE ONLY GO TO MOVIES IN GROUPS OF 17 OR MORE?
  BECAUSE THE SIGN OUTSIDE STATES " UNDER SEVENTEEN NOT ADMITED!...
• Did you hear the bad news about the crisis in the Gulf?
  Jane Fonda's going to Baghdad to speak to Hussein....
• What is going to be the latest addition to Saddam's Palace? - Nuclear Power!
• Did you hear that Saddam Hussein was meeting with Little Miss Muffet They we both talking about how the Kurds were getting in the way!
• Did you hear that Saddam Hussein is supposed to live in a bunker that's 60 feet underground?
  Well most of us would be happy if he was just 6 feet underground....
• Did you hear about the Italian porn star turned Italian Parliament politician who offered herself to Saddam Hussein to make peace?
  - She thought she would get Iraq off....