A Crash Reduces Your Expensive Computer To A Simple Stone.
If Error Messages Were Haikus
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
Computer Haikus Your file is that big? It might be very useful.
But now it is gone. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Chaos reigns within....
Press Release From Sony: Tokyo, Japan, March 31st - Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio.
Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows and DOS systems, Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been-until now-an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony....
If Computer Error Messages Were Writen in Haiku... Three things are certai
Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred....
A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex)
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $...
Computer Dictionary 386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you're thinking of buying a PC.
Until Intel ramps up the 686. 640K: The salary the average Wall Street PC analyst pulls in each year....
THE TECHNO TERMS DICTIONARY ~~~ 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own....
And THIS is your computer on drugs...
Your computer does what?????