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• It IS the heat!!
• Drinking Guidelines Symptom : Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste
  hirt front is wet. Fault : Mouth not open when drinking or glass being applied to wrong part of face....
• Walk around in circles all the time. Complain that your turn signal is stuck.
• Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
• If you don't vote, don't complain...
• If you go into heat, package your meat.
• If you can't stand the heat, turn down the volume.
• If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site.
  Don't ask me. You take full responsibilty for decrypting the joke, and you give up all right to complain about its offensiveness if you do....
• THE SUBJECT WAS CAMELS (Ships of the desert) A traveling salesman had a route that took him half way round a large desert.
  He would stop at each small town on the deserts edge deliver supplies from his last visit and get new orders for the next trip out....