10. Instead of "direct to video," your movie was released "direct
to landfill"
9. Film title includes the words "booty" and/or "call"
8. Did Quentin Tarantino direct your movie? No. Did Quentin
Tarantino star in your movie? Yes.
7. After he saw your film, Salman Rushdie called for your death.
6. In your movie, all of Sharon Stone's nude scenes are done
by a stand-in named Stu *
5. In your movie, all of Sharon Stone's nude scenes are done by
a stand-in named Stu *
4. The name of your movie: "The People vs. Larry King"
3. You're this guy
2. When reviewing your films, Siskel and Ebert use a different
finger
1. Your movie's ad line: "Richard Simmons is Hamlet"
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Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party 0
You stay by her side for a while hen leave to chat
with a college drinking buddy -2
Named Tiffany -4
Tiffany is a dancer -6
Tiffany has implants -8
When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly +1
When mingling, you introduce her as "the old ball and chain"
and pat her on the rump -5
When she points out a hot-looking woman and asks if you think
she's pretty, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as pretty as you" +1
When she points to a woman and asks if you think she's pretty, you say,
"Yeah, but don't worry, she's lousy in bed" -6
That woman is her sister -90
You have one drink, and that's it 0
You have more than a few and perform the tango with a poodle....
