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• Signs You've Been in Vegas Too Long 15> You've seen that same quarter three times.
  14> The powder on your fingers sets off the airport metal detector....
• P.T. Barnum would DEFINITELY approve!
• Bill and The Plane... Bill and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year and every year Bill would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane.
  Martha always replied, "I know Bill, but that airplane ride costs 10 dollars, and 10 dollars is 10 dollars....
• TOP 118 REASONS WHY IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO DATE A NERD 1) His shoelaces are hardly ever untied 2) Doesn't pick his nose in public 3) Has never put a red shirt in with the whites 4) Was not directly responsible for the Holocaust 5) When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building
  he doesn't push all the buttons so everyone has to stop at every floor 6) Elvis is dead and Bob Saget is married...
• If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
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