Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
Related:
- Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term.
Ask that this be done to your pizza... - An elderly gentlemen went to the doctoor for a physical.
After examining the man, the doctor said "I think you... - Ask if the pizza is organically
grown... - Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that,
panic and become disoriented... - Ask about pizza maintenance and
repair... - Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel
Miss,
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it... - There is no time like
Pizza... - How to keep a healthy level of insanity while driving other
people crazy.
** At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point...
From the same category:
- Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,
just surprise me!" and hang up... - Order a one-inch
pizza... - Detect the order taker's psychic aura.
Use it to your advantage... - Psychoanalyze the order
taker... - Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say,
"This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so...
