Top Ten Dave Letterman's Summer Plans
10. Stop drinking in the den, start drinking on the porch
9. Catch every Lollapalooza show on the Eastern seaboard
8. Climb the treacherous north face of Al Roker
7. Buy a summertime straw hat for my pet goat, Lorraine
6. Start my own website: www.Oprah-forever.com
5. Eat some bad shrimp and spend July face-down in the driveway
4. Make my annual pilgrimage to Dollywood
3. Realize dream of becoming first man to drive cross-country
on a riding mower *
2. A can of paint, a six-pack of Miller, and Farrah
1. Take down the Christmas lights
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
10. Stop drinking in the den, start drinking on the porch
9. Catch every Lollapalooza show on the Eastern seaboard
8. Climb the treacherous north face of Al Roker
7. Buy a summertime straw hat for my pet goat, Lorraine
6. Start my own website: www.Oprah-forever.com
5. Eat some bad shrimp and spend July face-down in the driveway
4. Make my annual pilgrimage to Dollywood
3. Realize dream of becoming first man to drive cross-country
on a riding mower *
2. A can of paint, a six-pack of Miller, and Farrah
1. Take down the Christmas lights
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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