Top Ten Fourth of July Movies Playing in Times Square
10. "One if By Land, Two if Bisexual"
9. "Skindependence Day"
8. "The Boston Tea Orgy"
7. "The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming!"
6. "Martha Visits the Washington Monument"
5. "Don't Shoot Until You See the Whites of Their Thighs"
4. "Stripes and Stars and a Swede Names Lars"
3. "Uncle Sam's Giant Musket"
2. "Betsy Ross Meets Frank Gifford" *
1. "Give Me Lesbians or Give Me Death"
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