Top Ten Rejected Summer Olympic Events
0. The Marge Schott-put
9. Hide the javelin
8. Tackle the French guy
7. Speed blinking
6. Trouser hockey
5. Synchronized shrugging
4. 100-meter dash with a fat guy on your back *
3. Female weightlifter mustache tweezing
2. Pantsless pole vault
1. Lookin' terrific
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0. The Marge Schott-put
9. Hide the javelin
8. Tackle the French guy
7. Speed blinking
6. Trouser hockey
5. Synchronized shrugging
4. 100-meter dash with a fat guy on your back *
3. Female weightlifter mustache tweezing
2. Pantsless pole vault
1. Lookin' terrific
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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