Trooper: "Hey, lady, he was doing 75, right?"
Woman: "Oh, officer, I learned years ago not to argue with him when
he's drunk!"
Woman: "Oh, officer, I learned years ago not to argue with him when
he's drunk!"
Related:
- A man and a woman were pulled over by a state trooper.
Trooper: "You wer doing 75 MPH." Man: ... - quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?"
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down... - What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"?
A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?).
>What's gross? >Running over a baby. >What's grosser... - quot;i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal,
but homologous."... - quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help."
"Why, what seems to be the trouble?" "... - I was in the city the other day, when a drunk came up to me and
said "for $10 I'll teach you to talk like an Indian!
I said "how?" He said, "see, you're... - quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like."
"They will when I get finished!"... - Dolly Parton and Princess Di died, and both of them arrived at
the Pearly Gates simultaneously.
St. Peter told them, "Our computer is down right... - Four women were sitting around talking.
First woman says,
"My son, he wears a black skull cap and black...
