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• I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
  He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
• This girl in the middle teens has a lisping problem so she visits a doctor.
  Beginning the examination, the doctor puts on his stethoscope and says, "Big breath....
• A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
• 135 There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina of onyx.
  She had so much `tsoris' With her clitoris, She traded it in for a Packard....
• A young french girl was visiting New York when her cash funds run dry and her visa expired.
  She met a sailor who agreed to stow her aboard his ship that was about to sail....
• There was a young girl in Berlin Who was fucked by an elderly Finn.
  Though he diddled his best, And fucked her with zest, She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?...
• HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars?
  SHE: "Well, I guess so" HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for two dollars?...
• At 3:00 sharp a lady came into Jim's friendly tavern and ordered a Bud in a bottle.
  She picks up the Bud and downs it, takes one look at Jim, her eyes roll back in their sockets and she falls off the bar stool....
• All You'll Ever Need to Know About Marriage: ** Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits, and then complain that he's not the man she married?
  ** Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age....