"Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help."
"Why, what seems to be the trouble?"
"Well, he pees in the swimming pool."
"Look, Mrs. Jones, EVERYONE pees in a swimming pool!"
"Yeah, but from the HIGH DIVE?!?"
"Why, what seems to be the trouble?"
"Well, he pees in the swimming pool."
"Look, Mrs. Jones, EVERYONE pees in a swimming pool!"
"Yeah, but from the HIGH DIVE?!?"
Related:
- quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?"
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down... - quot;Mommy, mommy, I don't WANT to go to Europe!"
"Shut up and keep swimming..."... - quot;i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal,
but homologous."... - quot;Mr. Solomon, you're Jewish," the priest replied.
"Why are you telling me?" "I'm telling... - quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like."
"They will when I get finished!"... - By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl
down onto the rug and inserted his penis,
breathing heavily as he asked,"Did he manage to... - quot;ArcSinh!"
she gasped... - quot;Seventeen,"
replied Polly... - quot;Never!!"
gasped Polly...
