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• Why do cowboys use denim condoms? Because they shrink to fit.
• Q. Why do Italians talk with their hands? A. Because their breath could take the curl out of your pubic hair.
• Q: Why aren't cowboys circumsized? A: So they have a place to keep their Skoal when they eat.
• Q: Why don't cowboys make good lovers? A: Because they think a good ride is eight seconds.
• Unknown "Sweetheart, today is our wedding anniversary.
  Do you remember that great day in our lives?" "Boy, do I!...
• LOUISIANA DWI A young man was pulled over by the Louisiana state police for speeding.
  The officer stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window....
• When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.
• Unknown After the Cowboys slaughtered Buffalo in the Superbowl, they threw a huge victory celebration featuring BBQ'd Buffalo burgers, in true Texas fashion.
  Coincidentally, no one has seen any member of the Bills since the festivities....
• Man is in a bar with his dog watching the Cowboys play on TV.
  The 'Boys score a TD and the dog starts barking like crazy....