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• How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Mid-Westerner's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to change the light bulb, four to read the directions....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the ladder, and one to change the light bulb....
• How many supply-siders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• Q:" How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Five - One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....