Least Popular Christmas Carols
10. Deck The Halls With Useless Junk / Martha Stewart Made While
She Was Drunk! (Deck The Halls)
9. Rudolph The New York Mayor / Wore A Very Lovely Dress (Rudolph
The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
8. Latrell Sprewell's Choking Santa Claus (I Saw Mommy Kissing
Santa Claus)
7. McCaughey (McCoy) Septuplets / McCaughey Septuplets / We Forget
Their Names (Jingle Bells)
6. We're Beginning To Get A Little Tired / Of Hearing Ellen's Gay
(It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas)
5. I'm Worried About El Nino / But Don't Know What The Heck It Is
(White Christmas)
4. We Forgot How This Ends / Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum (Little Drummer Boy)
3. We Wish We Were All On Regis / We Wish We Were All On Regis / We
Wish We Were All On Regis / 'Cause Dave Don't Pay Crap (We Wish You
A Merry Christmas)
2. Hark! The Spice Girls Just Can't Sing / Soon They'll Work At
Burger King (Hark! The Herald Angels Sing)
1. I Won't Be Home For Christmas / 'Cause I'm Robert Downey (I'll
Be Home For Christmas)
MERCURY COMMUNICATIONS GROUP, INC.
10. Deck The Halls With Useless Junk / Martha Stewart Made While
She Was Drunk! (Deck The Halls)
9. Rudolph The New York Mayor / Wore A Very Lovely Dress (Rudolph
The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
8. Latrell Sprewell's Choking Santa Claus (I Saw Mommy Kissing
Santa Claus)
7. McCaughey (McCoy) Septuplets / McCaughey Septuplets / We Forget
Their Names (Jingle Bells)
6. We're Beginning To Get A Little Tired / Of Hearing Ellen's Gay
(It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas)
5. I'm Worried About El Nino / But Don't Know What The Heck It Is
(White Christmas)
4. We Forgot How This Ends / Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum (Little Drummer Boy)
3. We Wish We Were All On Regis / We Wish We Were All On Regis / We
Wish We Were All On Regis / 'Cause Dave Don't Pay Crap (We Wish You
A Merry Christmas)
2. Hark! The Spice Girls Just Can't Sing / Soon They'll Work At
Burger King (Hark! The Herald Angels Sing)
1. I Won't Be Home For Christmas / 'Cause I'm Robert Downey (I'll
Be Home For Christmas)
MERCURY COMMUNICATIONS GROUP, INC.
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SCHIZOPHRENIA
Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER... - Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged her not to go, But she forgot her medication, So she staggered out the door and through the snow.... - Elf Pet Peeves
10. After too much egg nog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands".
9. Ever since they hit the big time, those dang Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.... - Christmas 2000
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
...Please read the following carefully....... I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve.... - Memos On The Company's Christmas Party
FROM: Pat Smith, Human Resources Director
TO
Everyone RE: Christmas Party DATE: December 1 I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue.... - Various Nights Before Christmas...
A Microsoft Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping.... - Signs It's The Holidays In New York City
10. People say, "Merry Christmas!
Before giving you the finger. 9. Instead of yellow tape, cops close off murder scenes with festive holly.... - I think Santa Claus is a woman....
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!...
