A Christmas Carol For Any Psychosis Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

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A Christmas Carol for Any Psychosis
Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.
Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
Mania - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town ...
Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming To Town (To Get Me).
Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
then MAYBE I'll tell you why.
Depression - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty
lonely.
Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell...
Borderline Personality - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.
Passive Aggressive - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me
(and then took it all away).

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