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• o the husband finally let his nagging wife (redundancy?
  ) go deer hunting with him. After setting her up in a blind and waiting in his own blind a way's away, he heard a shot....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
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• Agent Selection Inside the CIA A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin.
  These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position....
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  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
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• A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man....