Dear God A little boy needed $100.00 very badly and his mother told him to pray to God for it.

Dear God

A little boy needed $100.00 very badly and his mother told him to
pray to God for it. He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing
turned up. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the
$100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to
God, they opened it and decided to send it to the President [no
flames please!]. The President was so impressed, touched and amused
that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy $5.00. He
thought $5.00 would be lot of money to the little boy. The little
boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you
letter to God, which read as follows:

Dear God,

Than you very much for sending the money. I noticed that You
had to send it through Washington; as usual, those morons
deducted $95.00. Thanks anyway!



Thanx to Steve Sanderson.