QUOTES OVER THE YEARS Age 6 -- I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate,

QUOTES OVER THE YEARS

Age 6 -- I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate,
it looks like you ate more.

Age 7 -- I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a
glass of milk.

Age 8 -- I've learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at the
same time, it will come out your nose.

Age 10 -- I've learned that you should never jump out of a second
story window using a sheet for a parachute.

Age 11 -- I've learned that if you want to get even with someone at
camp, you rub their underwear in poison ivy.

Age 13 -- I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like
it, Mom makes me clean it up.

Age 16 -- I've learned that when my parents are in a bad mood, it's
best to agree to everything they say or things get nasty.

Age 27 -- I've learned that I should never praise my mother's cooking
when I'm eating something fixed by my wife.

Age 30 -- I've learned that motel mattresses are better on the side
away from the phone.

Age 31 -- I've learned that nothing really bad happens when you tear
those little "do not remove" tags from pillows.

Age 42 -- I've learned that marrying for money is the hardest way of
getting it.

Age 52 -- I've learned that if you like garlic salt and Tabasco sauce
you can make almost anything taste good.

Age 53 -- I've learned that after age 50 you get the furniture
disease. That's when your chest falls into your drawers.