YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN:
* You take a vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a
laptop.
* You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap
....and your child in the overhead compartment.
* You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a
word processor.com
* You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if
new e-mail arrives.
* All of your friends have an @ in their names.
* You can't call your mother ... she doesn't have a modem.
* You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it
again.
* You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check
your e-mail on the way back to bed.
* You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you
landscape.
* You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :-)
* You take a vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a
laptop.
* You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap
....and your child in the overhead compartment.
* You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a
word processor.com
* You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if
new e-mail arrives.
* All of your friends have an @ in their names.
* You can't call your mother ... she doesn't have a modem.
* You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it
again.
* You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check
your e-mail on the way back to bed.
* You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you
landscape.
* You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :-)
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