Freudian Pick-Up Lines 15> "My Sign Is Ramses, What's Yours?
Freudian Pick-Up Lines
15> "My sign is Ramses, what's yours?"
14> "You're one hot Mama... But of course, all women are!"
13> "You ego may be saying 'no', but your id is giving me a tongue
12> "Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress
11> "Did I tell you I'm a Certified Pubic Accountant?"
10> "Y'know, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you'd be a
completely different woman."
9> "You *must* be tired, because you've been running through my
passive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night."
8> "You remind me of my mother when she was Jung."
7> "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you're also
putting hot dogs through doughnuts."
6> "I'll envy yours, if you'll envy mine."
5> "Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray?"
4> "I believe in putting the 'psycho' back in 'psychoanalysis.'"
3> "Can I buy you a shrink?"
2> "...Oops! I mean Horatio! My name is *Horatio*."
and the Number 1 Freudian Pick-Up Line...
1> "...and ven I snap my fingers, you vill put your clothes back
on and remember none of zis.."
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List email@example.com http://www.topfive.com
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
Ways To Send Packages During the UPS Strike 15> Use FedEx's new "Not Very Important" class.
14> Looks like that battalion of army ants you've been training can be used for more than just conquering the world....
When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
Wary Klink Live-Pillory Clinton Wary: "Hello, welcome to Wary Klink Live.
Tonight's guests will be First Lady elect Pillory Clinton....
Famous Last Words 15> "C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?
Captain Hazelwood, Exxon Valdez 14> "Responding to the liberal media's biased coverage, these fine young members of the Republican House Caucus are standing behind me to show their full support for my continued Speakership....
TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS 25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure....
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
The Top 15 Punchlines Without Jokes 15> ...and Ms.
Reno says, "Yeah, and it's DEEP, too!" 14> ....
First Date Advice Things Not To Say On A First Date
1. "This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it....