Nursing Home
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman that was suffering from
Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn't
handle him any longer. He would wander about never knowing where he was or
sometimes even who he was. She took him to a nursing home.
At the nursing home, while the wife was filling out paperwork, a nurse had
the gentleman sit in a chair. Suddenly the man starting slowly leaning to
his left. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his left side to prop him
up. A few minutes later, he started leaning to his right. Again, the nurse
ran over and put a pillow on his right side. Then he starting leaning
forward. This time, the nurse strapped him into the chair.
About this time, his wife, having completed the paperwork, walked up to him
and asked, "How do you like the place?"
"It's okay," he said. "But, they won't let me fart."
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman that was suffering from
Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn't
handle him any longer. He would wander about never knowing where he was or
sometimes even who he was. She took him to a nursing home.
At the nursing home, while the wife was filling out paperwork, a nurse had
the gentleman sit in a chair. Suddenly the man starting slowly leaning to
his left. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his left side to prop him
up. A few minutes later, he started leaning to his right. Again, the nurse
ran over and put a pillow on his right side. Then he starting leaning
forward. This time, the nurse strapped him into the chair.
About this time, his wife, having completed the paperwork, walked up to him
and asked, "How do you like the place?"
"It's okay," he said. "But, they won't let me fart."
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