Real Reasons Connie Chung is Leaving CBS
10. Never got comfortable with the rule about she and Dan showering
together
9. During newscasts, kept mistakenly calling Bill Clinton "Jed
Clampett"
8. She's going to be Mrs. Larry King #9
7. Wants to devote herself full-time to taking care of her pregnant
husband, Maury
6. Tired of Dan laughing whenever she said the phrase "penal code"
5. Same reason that those who could left the Titanic
4. CBS forcing her to change name to Dr. Chung, Anchor Woman *
3. Woke up one morning and thought: "Oh my God. I'm on CBS!"
2. Two years co-anchoring with Dan and still no baby
1. Her last two paychecks bounced
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
10. Never got comfortable with the rule about she and Dan showering
together
9. During newscasts, kept mistakenly calling Bill Clinton "Jed
Clampett"
8. She's going to be Mrs. Larry King #9
7. Wants to devote herself full-time to taking care of her pregnant
husband, Maury
6. Tired of Dan laughing whenever she said the phrase "penal code"
5. Same reason that those who could left the Titanic
4. CBS forcing her to change name to Dr. Chung, Anchor Woman *
3. Woke up one morning and thought: "Oh my God. I'm on CBS!"
2. Two years co-anchoring with Dan and still no baby
1. Her last two paychecks bounced
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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