Signs You're at a Bad Resort
10. Olympic-sized pool filled with olympic-sized leeches
9. Seniors' shuffleboard tournament is clothing optional
8. You order a pi#241#a colada; you get a warm can of Schlitz with
a cocktail onion
7. "Steel drum band" is a guy banging on your car with a hammer
6. That lovely shell on the beach turns out to be piece of Evander
Holyfield's ear *
5. "Happy Hour" means half-price shots for malaria
4. There appear to be blood stains on the limbo stick
3. You ask front desk for a wake-up call and the guys says,
"You're 20 pounds overweight and your wife is cheating on you"
2. "Singles Night" is 300 guys and an old issue of Hustler
1. That ain't a mint on your pillow
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
10. Olympic-sized pool filled with olympic-sized leeches
9. Seniors' shuffleboard tournament is clothing optional
8. You order a pi#241#a colada; you get a warm can of Schlitz with
a cocktail onion
7. "Steel drum band" is a guy banging on your car with a hammer
6. That lovely shell on the beach turns out to be piece of Evander
Holyfield's ear *
5. "Happy Hour" means half-price shots for malaria
4. There appear to be blood stains on the limbo stick
3. You ask front desk for a wake-up call and the guys says,
"You're 20 pounds overweight and your wife is cheating on you"
2. "Singles Night" is 300 guys and an old issue of Hustler
1. That ain't a mint on your pillow
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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