Ways Disneyland Can Attract More Visitors
10. Dads get an hour alone with the Little Mermaid
9. Goodbye costumed animals, hello Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
8. Paint target on Goofy; give visitors choice between BB gun or
slingshot
7. They really should think about doing some advertising
6. For no extra charge, Mike Tyson will bite off one of your
mouse ears *
5. At "Hall of Presidents," the Woodrow Wilson robot performs a
slow, seductive striptease
4. Open up a Disneyland on every corner like Starbucks
3. New attraction: "Mr. Gifford's Wild Ride"
2. One-millionth customer gets to beat the daylights out of Mickey
1. Thaw out Walt and ask him what the h*** to do
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
10. Dads get an hour alone with the Little Mermaid
9. Goodbye costumed animals, hello Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
8. Paint target on Goofy; give visitors choice between BB gun or
slingshot
7. They really should think about doing some advertising
6. For no extra charge, Mike Tyson will bite off one of your
mouse ears *
5. At "Hall of Presidents," the Woodrow Wilson robot performs a
slow, seductive striptease
4. Open up a Disneyland on every corner like Starbucks
3. New attraction: "Mr. Gifford's Wild Ride"
2. One-millionth customer gets to beat the daylights out of Mickey
1. Thaw out Walt and ask him what the h*** to do
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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