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  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• quot;Listen, sugar" she whispered back, there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake him up now.
  " "I can't believe that," Charlie said....
• Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe disappeared.
  Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....
• By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
  Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
• The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
  She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
• Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones.
  "Brown, your boy has been up here pissing in the snow!...
• Arriving home early one afternoon, a man found his wife lying naked in the bedroom.
  Gazing around, he spotted a pair of bare feet protruding from under the curtains....
• Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner.
  When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station....
• quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
  " "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...