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disappeared. Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and
Don remembered that Joe had two assholes. "How do you know >that<?"
someone asked Bob. "Simple," he replied, "Every time we're with Joe,
somebody always says 'Here comes Joe with the two assholes.'"
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