I-95
A guy is stopped on the highway. The cop says. 'Hey, do you realize you
were going 95 mph?'
'Yeah, officer it says right there the speed limit is 95.'
'No! That says that you are on I-95!'
'Really?' the guy says. 'you shoulda seen me on 836!'
A guy is stopped on the highway. The cop says. 'Hey, do you realize you
were going 95 mph?'
'Yeah, officer it says right there the speed limit is 95.'
'No! That says that you are on I-95!'
'Really?' the guy says. 'you shoulda seen me on 836!'
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