Things Not To Say To A Cop
** I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
** Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
** Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
** Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
** Are You Andy or Barney?
** I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
** You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
** I pay your salary!
** Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
** Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
** I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars
around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
** When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look
glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...