John Jones died
A lady called the newspaper and told them she wanted to place an
obituary notice for her husband. When asked what she wanted to say,
she replied, "John Jones died."
The clerk asked, "What else?"
She replied, "Nothing."
The clerk explained that she was entitled to three more words for
the same basic price.
She hesitated a moment and then added, "Toyota for sale."
A lady called the newspaper and told them she wanted to place an
obituary notice for her husband. When asked what she wanted to say,
she replied, "John Jones died."
The clerk asked, "What else?"
She replied, "Nothing."
The clerk explained that she was entitled to three more words for
the same basic price.
She hesitated a moment and then added, "Toyota for sale."
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