I was watching Wizard of Oz the other day.. and it occured to me
that there was some major glitches in it.
Who in their right mind who keep a bucket of the stuff that meltys
them "Just laying around"
Think about it.. The Witch meltsz at the touch of water... SHE NEVER
HAD A BATH.. no wonder she was green and had no friends!
that there was some major glitches in it.
Who in their right mind who keep a bucket of the stuff that meltys
them "Just laying around"
Think about it.. The Witch meltsz at the touch of water... SHE NEVER
HAD A BATH.. no wonder she was green and had no friends!
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