Related:

• Wow.. This computer thing is intense...
• Get a small, battery-operated clock which ticks very loudly.
  Put it in a briefcase and put the briefcase next to your roommate's bed....
• Size and color will vary....
• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?
• Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
• Wow! It IS raining cats and dogs! I'm outta here.
• Newer in not BETTER just bigger in size!!!!