Say "I Wonder What All These Do" And Push The Red Buttons.
Fun in the Elevator
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
I wonder what Mr. Ed would do.
After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
I wonder what this button does....
Things To Ponder... ** Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
** If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?...
I wonder what our children will look like.
To Be Tried On Acquaintances: You: "I read a poll the other day that half of all people masturbate in the shower, and the other half sings.
Do you know what they sing?" Their Standard Answe...
Visiting Grandma... A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex....
106 I wonder what my wife will want tonight; Wonder if the wife will fuss and fight?
I wonder can she tell That I've been raising hell...