Visiting Grandma... A Grandmother Is Giving Directions To Her Grown Grandson, Who Is Coming To Visit With His Wife

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Visiting Grandma...
A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to
visit with his wife:
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will
buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with
your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit
my doorbell".
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my
"You're coming empty handed"?