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• THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
• A Martian expedition came to Earth to observe humans.
  The alien spacecraft landed in the middle of the Arizona desert, infront of an old, abandoned gas station....
• The aging head of a secluded Monastary decides he will take a walk into the nearby town for the first time in 30 years.
  As he's walking down the street he passes a hooker on a corner who says "Hey twenty dollars for a quicky"....
• The floor manager of the Men's Department at May Company notices that a large crowd has gathered around the tie section and that there seems to be quite a disturbance brewing.
  He rushes over and breaks through the crowd to discover a blind man swinging his seeing-eye dog around over his head by the dog's tail....
• A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
  On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning....
• Jesus is on the ferry across the dead sea when the ferryman says "It'll be 40 sestertii (Roman coin) for the crossing.
  "Bugger that," says Jesus, "I'll walk....
• Guy says to his friend, "My wife says your head feels just like her ass.
  Friend reaches up, feels his head and says, "You know, she's right!...
• Jesus was walking through the desert one day, when he comes across a crowd of people, preparing to stone a prostitute to death.
  He enquires as to what is happening and why. The people respond that they are going to stone her because she is a prostitute, and as such a sinner!...