Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
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Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of
Montgomery,
Alabama: These should come in handy at work or when... - Stare at another passenger for a while,
then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the... - socks ---
I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks,
so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information... - FROM NATIONAL REVIEW, February 15 1993, The Week, p.14
"Little noted by the press,
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One day, two guys decide to take a drive to a local grocery store to get
some lunch.
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Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck... - New Rating System
Two cowboys were leaning up against the rail at their favorite bar.
They're tired and worn out from a long day. Havin'... - Lean over to another passenger and whisper:
"Noogie patrol coming... - Announce in a demonic voice:
"I must find a more suitable host body...
