Out Driving...
One day, two guys decide to take a drive to a local grocery store to get
some lunch. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a
stoplight. The light showed red. The man driving went right through the red
light. The passenger looked at the driver and screamed, "What the heck are
you doing? You're going to get us killed!" Then the driver responded, "Don't
worry, my mother allways drives like this."
So later on, the two guys came to another stoplight and that too was red.
The driver sped right through the light. Again the passenger looked at the
driver and said, "I thought I told you, you're gonna get us killed! Would
you please stop this nonsense!" The driver looked at the passenger and
responded, "All right! I get it but I told you My mother drives like this
all the time!"
Again, the two guys ran into another light. This time in was green. The
Driver slammed on his breaks and stopped the car totally. "What the hell are
you doing?" The passenger screamed. "This is the third time you almost got
us killed. Why did you stop at a green light?" The driver replied: "That's
my moms car comming over there!"
One day, two guys decide to take a drive to a local grocery store to get
some lunch. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a
stoplight. The light showed red. The man driving went right through the red
light. The passenger looked at the driver and screamed, "What the heck are
you doing? You're going to get us killed!" Then the driver responded, "Don't
worry, my mother allways drives like this."
So later on, the two guys came to another stoplight and that too was red.
The driver sped right through the light. Again the passenger looked at the
driver and said, "I thought I told you, you're gonna get us killed! Would
you please stop this nonsense!" The driver looked at the passenger and
responded, "All right! I get it but I told you My mother drives like this
all the time!"
Again, the two guys ran into another light. This time in was green. The
Driver slammed on his breaks and stopped the car totally. "What the hell are
you doing?" The passenger screamed. "This is the third time you almost got
us killed. Why did you stop at a green light?" The driver replied: "That's
my moms car comming over there!"
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